| Me: | *changes the toilet paper roll* |
| Me: | I am the backbone of this household |
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
(via dumbborghini)
i like christmas underwear because it makes my butt look like a present you have to unwrap
(Source: dutchster, via dumbborghini)
(Source: depthoverdiistance, via dumbborghini)
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#soonthat’s so beautiful
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For everyone freaking out about how you may see blue and black but your friend sees white and gold an ophthalmologist made a quick youtube video explaining it and now I feel so at peace with everything.
(Source: fridadali)
i don’t think i like fandom eridan all that much
actual eridan is cool
actual eridan did not kill out of jealousy
actual eridan was okay with fef being with someone else even though it hurt
actual eridan almost had more quadrants filled than any other troll
actual eridan didnt know he was meant to destroy hope at first
actual eridan says puppycockActual Eridan let Sollux live despite his caste saying “I can kill you if I want to because it’s my birthright as a Violet.”
Actual Eridan killed Feferi out of self defense when she attacked him.
Actual Eridan is a thirteen year old whose mental stability was shattered by the angels and the apocalypse.
Actual Eridan isn’t a total tightwad since he’s friends with Karkat.
Actual Eridan is a wizard loving, science dweeb that is overdramatic and dorky.Actual Eridan killed to help his world survive.
Actual Eridan was incredibly intelligent.
Actual Eridan was a sarcastic dorkus malorkus.
Actual Eridan was capable of feeling remorse.
Actual Eridan is a thirteen year old forced into an adult situation.
(Source: tomiyeee, via pocchari-princess)
a friend suggested i draw this and now im going to meme hell.
(Source: peter-peter-nickel-eater)